Dwarven Navy

''What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you puny dwarf? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Dwarven Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in the mob spawn, and I have over 300 confirmed torch kills. I am trained in PROC warfare and I’m the top ranger in the entire Dwarven arsenal. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this keep, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over global? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies throughout the shrine and your position is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your undead life. You’re fucking dead, rat. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in gravedigger combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the dwarven heroes, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the shrine, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will piss ale all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.''